Everywhere I looked today I saw people sucking at life: while I was driving to work, my customers, colleagues and friends. Even I myself occasionally suck at life, although it is less than you. To be fair I don't know you, but you certainly suck more than you think or are willing to admit. As awesome as you think you are you're still fat, annoying, stupid, ugly or an asshole. By some grace of God you have friends and family that are willing to lie to you and tell you you're great, but the delusion ends now. You kinda suck at life and I'm gonna help you suck a little bit less. And so on with our daunting journey out of mediocrity.
Not all of what is posted here is meant to apply to you. In fact most of this is not meant to apply to you. If it does you need more help than I can provide and I suggest you get a gun and a single bullet and hope for reincarnation because you probably don't have enough time left in this life. (note: I am not actually encouraging anyone to commit suicide, although it does have a time and a place; specifically when you're old and you're only stealing valuable resources from the rest of us.)
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